Marido Egoísta

Marido Egoísta: "

Um casal entra num conhecido restaurante e encontra-se com um grupo de

amigos, um deles dirige-se ao marido:

- Olá Osmar, como está?

O marido responde:

- Mal, tenho AIDS. O médico deu-me apenas uns meses de vida.

O amigo despede-se e fica todo embaraçado.

A mulher diz ao marido em voz baixa:

- Osmar, não seja assim! Como é que diz às pessoas que tens AIDS se o

que realmente tens é cancer nos pulmões?

O marido responde:

- Eu vou morrer de qualquer forma, mas você…. ninguém vai comer !!



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